All Americans and, indeed, every citizen of the planet, should be proud and eternally grateful that we have such a modest, generous and uniquely inspiring leader as President Donald J. Trump.
Of the six Nobel Prizes, he insists that he deserves only one, the Prize for Peace.
But why not the others?
I mean, why should such losers as Albert Einstein, Enrico Fermi, William Faulkner and Ernest Hemingway outrank the “stable genius” whose knowledge, wisdom and creativity know no bounds and are absolutely without parallel in the entire history of the universe?
I’m sure I speak for all Americans, even the “scum,” as I humbly and without even a shadow of doubt nominate Donald J. Trump for the Nobel Prizes for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature and Economics.
After that, of course, will be the Oscars, the Grammys, the Golden Globes, the Emmys, the Pulitzers, the Megabucks Lottery and the title deed to the entire country.
It’s the least we can do.
Joseph Tipler
Centralia
