God created the Earth. God created animals. God created Man. God was happy.
The animals were happy. Man was happy — for a while.
Eventually, God surmised there was something amiss; so God made Woman, and he lavished her with certain natural gifts that man was lacking.
We men are so very thankful that God, in His infinite wisdom, created woman in all her glory.
Why, if it weren’t for women, we men would go through life thinking we were perfect. In fact, a man is similar to a wild horse.
He is of little value until he is broken. Personally I’ve been broke twice; first by my woman and second since the Democrats took over the reins.
Thomas Hicker
Vader
